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KEEP IT CLEAN
by Dave Grohl
Keep it clean
My momma said, keep it clean
Keep it clean
My momma said, keep it clean
Driving all night
Got a hankering for something
Think I'm in the mood
For some hot man muffins
Mmm, sounds so fine, yes indeed
Keep it clean
My daddy said, keep it clean
Keep it clean
My daddy said, keep it clean
Ain't looking for a fight
Ain't looking for trouble
Howdy Mr. Right
Have you met Mr. Bubble?
Hey, put 'er there, ain't she sweet
Rubbin' and a-lovin' and a-scrubbin' and a-truckin'
Maybe if we're lucky just a little bear hugging
Know what I mean?
Keep it clean!
[Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen
God bless America
Land of the free
Home of the brave
It takes all kinds
I don't care if you're black or white or purple or green
Whether you're Pennsylvanian or Transylvanian
Lady Gaga or Lady Antebellum
It takes all kinds
Men loving women and
Women loving men and
Men loving men and
Women loving women
You know we all like to watch that
But what I'd like to say
God bless America, y'all
Rubbin' and a-lovin' and a-scrubbing and a-truckin'
Maybe if we're lucky just a little bear hugging
Know what I mean?
Keep it clean!
Archivist's note: This song was Dave's counter-protest to the Westboro Baptist Church (the "God hates fags" people), who were picketing his gig with the Foo Fighters in 2011 in Kansas City.
It was also used in a spectacularly gay promotional video for the tour, "Hot Buns" (NSFW).
